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I Hate Birds

I don’t like birds. Ok maybe I don’t actually hate them, but I can’t relate to them. Well… maybe I just feel that way today because I woke up this morning to a few birds just outside my window having a conversation.. AT 5:30 IN THE A.M.!.  This did not please me.  Oh, because I also hate the morning. And sun. Sun damage is extremely dangerous! And it’s SO BRIGHT. I’m fair-skinned and mostly Irish. It hurts my eyes. If you want to know the truth (do you?), I really do enjoy the rain. Does that make me a pessimist? Or maybe I’m a romantic: Rain makes things grow: And it washes things: Oops, I’m sorry I shouldn’t even joke about that. I’m sure it won’t rain tomorrow for opening day at Oriole Park. I also don’t care for fruit… Read More >

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